I’m Not An Ass, You’re Just Fat
I am frequently asked if I am as mean as I seem. Truthfully, I would have to answer yes and no. When it comes to training, excuses and whining, I am probably worse in person than I am in blogs or facebook posts. I have ZERO sympathy for the fat, the weak, the lazy or mentally useless. I have seen men and women who are wheel chair bound set records, bench big and compete in body building shows with a physique I could only hope for. If you come to me telling me it’s too hard, you don’t have enough time, you really do eat clean or it’s your Thyroid I am not gonna waste my time with you. The simple fact is, your fat, lazy and a burden on society. If you want to be fat, be fat, but don’t feed me and everyone else the bullshit. No one is stupid enough to believe that you got this way on accident or because you have a thyroid issue. More than likely, it’s the twinkies, pop, loaf of bread for a snack and sitting on your lazy ass all day that made you look like the Good Year blimp. Take the Hostess out of your mouth, grab a bottle of water and get your ass to the gym to do some work!! So…here is my list…if you do any of these…fuck off:
1. Tell me you have tried every diet there is and can’t lose weight. Trying them all at the same time isn’t helping retard. You’re still eating enough for breakfast to feed Ethiopia.
2. Tell me you don’t have time. Really? REALLY? Then how did you manage to complete the latest video game in less than 24hours, read the fantasy novel and make it over to McDonalds 6 times?
3. Tell me you drink diet pop. If you’re really that dumb..just go jump off of a cliff please. We have a surplus population anyway and you are just taking up space for 3.
4. Tell me you tried working out and it just doesn’t do anything for you. Well, yeah…walking on the treadmill twice isn’t going to magically make you lose that extra 200lbs of FAT ASS you’re carrying around. It’s called WORKing out for a reason. It’s not easy dip shit.
5. Tell me it’s genetic. Listen fuckstick…you may have a genetic disposition to carry excess fat yes, but you are not 400lbs because it’s genetic. You are 400lbs because breakfast for you was a 12 piece bucket from KFC.
There is never an excuse that is justified. It boils down to this….you’re lazy, you eat like shit and you have no respect for yourself or others. We should ship you over to Ethiopia for a year so you understand how lucky you are and how selfish you are being.
